Bla Bla Blahhh Updates

1. Yes yes, just when I decided to get myself a fedora..... the fashion world must announce that HATS are the new "in" "fad" "it" "must-have" items at the Resort '11 shows.

2. Gosh I was just having a casual talk with a friend this afternoon about - TANNING - and the horrendous machines with their disturbing bright blue lamps. Heck its like stuffing yourself into an oven which looks like a coffin (ironic isn't it). So while updating myself on the world a while ago, I stumbled across this: Tanning addiction is now considered a medical disorder. HOHOHO well I mean its nothing new that excessive tanning can lead to melanoma (skin cancer) but now they're saying it can develop into dependence! Yes, along with alcoholism and ilicit drug usage, we can now add TANNING in as well :D

3. Mariah Carey (love her) has just recently launched 3 of her new fragrances (again?!) called Mine Again, Ribbon and Honey in collaboration with Estee Lauder. Its been inspired by different types of candy pops and lollies. Aw M, please no more fragrances..... rejuv your voice and get back to your former glory - IN MUSIC, NOT MERCHANDISE! - cuz right now you do sound like you've been drinking your own parfums ~ but I'll still love yah :P

4. SALES YES BLOODY SALES IS ON!
EMPTY YOUR WALLETS, WEAR YOUR PLATINUM/WTV-FREAKIN-COLOUR-IT-IS CARD OUT! p.s. just make sure you pay your debts after the indulgence :D



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hmmm.... that's all for now I guess - wish me luck for my final exam paper which is TODAY WTF!?@#

SALES

Oh gosh here we go again..... its mid year and time to forage the discount bins for cheap thrills :P Shit - tis' the season when my bank account haemorrhages like its got ebola ~!! And Topman Online must have their bloody 1/2 price sale around this time of my adversity or more like poverty XP Anyways most of the sizes are gone (damn) but they've still got pretty decent spoils leftover. Check it out by clicking the image link below:

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this is not an ad btw. its bloody free promotion for them!
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Oh My, Gucci..... OMG

Behold, the Gucci Fall/Winter 2010 handbag collection..... snooze..... Looks like they've paid a visit to wrinkleville and dullsland for inspiration -.- I'm not saying all the bags there are terrible but the majority of it seems somewhat skewed towards the "unimaginative" vintage look. (okay the mean persona of my bipolarity just said I have to age in order to tote them..... that was mean!~) Its tough love from me, Gucci *sobs*

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Phenomenon: Ostwald Ripening

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GagaTrends

I'm sure her studded Birkin will come in handy if ever she's in Malaysia for a holiday -.- it'll give the snatch thieves a nice whooping on their arse. Other stupendous lady-defence fashion items include:



Givenchy's previous season sandals



Christian Siriano's piece would deliver a lethal stab to potential mugger's 'nads


Sweet dreams and good body armour




Madge's eye-gouging JPG boobie dress

Chainmail (by Dolce&Gabbana) and robotic outfit on Beyonce is sure to give her body the optimum guard :D




But I reckon nothing can beat this:

The Durian. I HEART THIS FRUIT.
Ladies, Imma make this into a bag one day and worry no more of your safety XP
gosh I think the smell itself would deter someone from even actually stepping within 100m of the bearer :D

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Armadillove.

Yeah its a couple months late but heck, its bloody out of this world and will never date/Genius McQueen. Marvelous yet freaky as hell, and I'm pretty sure the same goes to wearing it but when its Gaga-worthy, you know its stupendiculous!~

and so is the creature.

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but I reckon this, the awesome pangolin would make a fab muse/inspiration for new designs :D

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Hiatus Over

A declaration to the end of my moratorium on this blog.



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oh and I hope it's not too late, R.I.P Lee McQueen.

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